I know how it feels, I have had a mouth abscess and the pain was excruciating to say the least.
Zakopane would suit you then sir, superb countryside, and mountains to explore, superb cheap accommodation, and fantastic food and drink, I will do a post about it for you, I have been there 3 times on holiday.
Wow that looks amazing @deliberator .. looks like somewhere I could live :D Can't wait for the post .. I had ginabot advising me of new posts but she seems to have stopped working!
I will let you know on disco when I have done the post, no worries bro.