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RE: ⚠️DISCLAIMER - Turning myself into a bot! 🤖

in #nobidbots6 years ago (edited)

You stopped sending kitties to my posts. It's ok if you never upvote my posts again. But I need the fucking kitties in all my posts. ALL OF THEM! I just need them. My life is empty now without them! And my comments! Please reply with a kitty in all my comments! That would be awesome. Please. Give. Kitties. Thanks and meow :*

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lol... the kittens act all on their own... according to the behavioural rules I've set for them and a wide margin of randomness...

About your specific demands: The kittens don't like the smell of each other, so no more than one kitten will visit any individual post/comment... then a kitten will always only consider your most recent piece of content for cuddling. So if you want to make sure you get a comment under a post of yours, you'd have to not make any comments until she found it. They don't like to disturb anyone's conversation so they do not leave replies on comments but only on posts. Then to increase the frequency at which the kittens will look at your account, you'd have to give them more cuddles for increased sympathy... but there's a also a lot of RNG and a 12hr cooldown per cuddle-buddy...

there's only so much kitten you can get... sorry... but thanks for the delightful expression of your heartfelt kitty-affection...

"there's only so much kitten you can get... sorry... "

😢😭