Stumbled on a hilarious Twitter account - Notorious DEX

in #notorius8 years ago (edited)

Hey everyone, @TuckFheman linked to a funny tweet on steemit.chat earlier and when I was browsing through the rest of the tweets I found them too good not to share.

Was also a bit disappointed at how little attention they had received on Twitter, I'm sure they will be more appreciate here by our BTS/Steem users. :)



Link to his Twitter - make sure to throw him a follow and some likes

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Yo @papa-pepper let me borrow your chain for a minute. I need to rap battle this fool.

#cryptorapbattle ... 140 chars at a time.

I'm limited to 140 chars but my cyber space presence is unlimited,
I'll drive your internet girlfriend crazy then get her ass committed.

^ If Rivers Cuomo was a rapper. ;)

lol nice one! we need a steemit rap battle contest!

niceeeeee

Clayboyn Jeffrey tweeted @ 23 May 2017 - 22:51 UTC

Look Bad Luck Danny, I'm more trouble than I seem,
Don't fuck up and buy the dip when I'm lettin off steem.
#cryptorapbattle @Notorious_DEX

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Clayboyn Jeffrey tweeted @ 23 May 2017 - 22:41 UTC

son get out of my cyber space maintain the peace huh
been crypto since it took mo BTC than BTS to buy pizza
#cryptorapbattle @Notorious_DEX

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Real talk, we could have a steemit rap battle. I feel like the "contest" part would be kind of pushing it through unless you want me to battle myself.

Haha, battle is a better word for it I guess.

I already killed this fool. No response. NEXT!

Clayboyn Jeffrey tweeted @ 23 May 2017 - 22:51 UTC

Look Bad Luck Danny, I'm more trouble than I seem,
Don't fuck up and buy the dip when I'm lettin off steem.
#cryptorapbattle @Notorious_DEX

Disclaimer: I am just a bot trying to be helpful.

Oh man, that dude Dan done cold busted you bro ...

Dan's straight up #gangsta.

Notorious_DEX The Notorious D.EX. tweeted @ 27 May 2017 - 17:45 UTC

@Clayboyn u sent yo girl a dick pic and she turned it into meme. i sent yo girl some EOS, now she in my bed to scream.

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oh man ive been waiting for the steemit rap battle contest, I get those Bitcoins every time, you come around, you ease my mind you make everything feel fine

Gotta be cutthroat to get those daily upvotes

Those are hilarious!! I am following that account now!! Still laughing at the rhyme in the second one

The next Eminem! The ETH and BTS address text convo was the best!

Definitely worth the follow on Twitter!

Haha, indeed! and its the same with most cryptos except for bts and steem<3

soon we may have to shortcode these addresses in a tweet because they are more than 140 characters

LOL nice one! I think monero has really long addresses!

This has me thinking! My little brother is a great lyricist, but knows nothing about cryptos! He would love to get in a rap battle! I need to get him on Steemit asap!

Doo it!

Text message invite to him has been sent!

That's it, we're taking this battle to the mainstream twitter people. He don't wanna battle me then it's going to be a public execution.

Clayboyn Jeffrey tweeted @ 23 May 2017 - 23:13 UTC

#WorldTurtleDay but Dex don't leave his shell at all,
Let him get a headstart to founders token this battle.
#cryptorapbattle @Notorious_DEX

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Bwahaha, I was going to say, @clayboyn has this fool beat, and I read the comments and he's got notorious dex kissin' his feet!

Any Idea where to buy EOS finally?

Everywhere!

Will there be an ICO? When it will be on an exchanger like Polo or Bittrex?

No news yet as far as I know!

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Not sure why they aren't posting here instead.

rs and upvote for you....

Ha ha some are hilarios !

That guy is in "dan face"
oh man this is so funny, he's using openUSD from openldap as his dollar bills hahahahahah