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Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles

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I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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