A lodgemate saw me and asked, "Aaron you never travel?" Although the answer is obvious I smiled and said yes.
I was suppose to travel today but decided to postpone it till tomorrow.
"So you are still around?" she added.
I pretended I did not hear that. So I decided to finally drop my entry.
Only in Nigeria will someone ask you about something they already know but get angry when you don't give them answer or give them the answer that suits the question.
If my memory serves me right then this is the reason I hate watching movies with my mum.
There was a scene where someone was under attack and the suspense was much. The next question I heard was that, "hope they won't kill him?" No one replied. We felt it was just a mere impulse caused by the suspense. She demanded again for an answer then I replied that we are both watching it together and moreover I didn't write the script to the movie so I don't know.
If you've been in this same situation you will understand better.
She got angry and replied, "I am your mother why would you be so rude. Is it not ask that I ask. If I know would I ask you?"
I wonder if you are a Nigerian if your parents did not tell you so much about bad boys in the university (although they've never been to the university). When I gained admission, mum warned me to stay off the path of cultists in school. She even said they have special colours of clothes and she also seized my red trousers so that they won't attack me.
My first day in school I was welcomed by smokers in my new lodge. Mum warmed me to stay off their path but now they've found their way to mine. They were jovial, contrary to what mum said. They asked if I brought bread for them. I told them not yet but I will get it immediately. I dropped my bag. Took a bike and bought bread for all of them. Lol... It was later that I realized that some of them were my level mate. Now if they open eye for me, I open eye for them too.
Only in Nigeria will a girl slay on her wall but beg for recharge card in inbox.
Proudly green..
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