Hahaha... I think it's best to ignore them all and just live the life you want.
Besides, a heaven full of Christians singing about how awesome God is, praying, avoiding some of things I regard as fun, aaaalllll the live-long day, isn't my idea of paradise :P
Lol... Right?
It sure sounds way too boring for the complicated creatures we are. They might as well call us robots, than humans.
Amen to that Sladen :D