Hey again, everyone! This is a song I wrote about a guy that I think everyone has in their life. Enjoy!
Go on outside hear the birds
See the dogs all making turds
One of them he does it on my front lawn
The owner doesn't clean it up and
Then I say, "Hey, wtf?!"
Owner and dog just up and walk away
What
A fucking asshole
What
A fucking asshole
Over at the restaurant and
The servers taking much too long
Long enough to scratch his, derriere
Finally he brings your food and
Then you say, "Hey, this is actually quite good!"
Unbeknownst to, contact with his buttcheeks
What
A fucking asshole
What
A fucking asshole
Your baby boy he is being born on
A tender, cool December morn
You and your wife could, never be more happy
Suddenly your friend Jim walks in and
His face, it looks, rather grim
You notice that your baby looks like him
Your baby
Looks alot like Jim
Your baby, well,
It looks a lot like him
Jim, well,
He's a fucking asshole (Jim why'd you fuck my wife)
What
A fucking asshole (So I guess you, WEREN'T taking yoga classes then?)
What
A fucking asshole (You're out of the clan Jim, we're not Clashing Clans anymore!)
What
A fucking asshole
