I have come to think of America in the last two years as something different. It is no longer really a civilized country, rather, we are like the Chimp enclosure at the Zoo. We seem to have some kind of structure going, but then somechimp throws shit at another and BAM, the whole thing is chaos.
What's worse is that someone let an Orangutan into the Chimp enclosure, and seeing as the Orangutan doesn't really understand Chimp behavior, he starts to muck things up even worse. More shit gets thrown, more chimps fight, and in the meantime the Orangutan has started hoarding the bananas for himself and the other Orangutans in the other enclosure, let's call it Орангутанг корпус.
But the Orangutan seems to forget something about chimps, and that's that eventually they will see that the Orangutan is not one of them and they will turn on him. The chimps are smaller than the Orangutan, this is true, but they are many many more in number.
So, when the chimps get angry enough and start flinging their poop at the Orangutan, it will be a huge mountain of it, burying the Orangutan in shit. Meanwhile, the other Orangutans in Орангутанг корпус will laugh point their big fingers at the pile of shit that's left and then set it on fire.
