RE: “Next Up is The Very, Very Funny And Highly Entertaining Steemit Author, All The Way From Los Angeles, California. Ladies And Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For...”

[dandays]

Eh, is it weird that I want to go to Nigeria now just so I can do the squat pee with my vessel?

You don’t think I’d stick out do you? The fully tattooed white guy with a fohawk trying to contain his laughter in the public toilet? I’m sure I could blend in.

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[belemo]

Long as you wash your vessel, you'll blend in perfectly, whatever you do, don't shake