@lizelle! Oh crap! (cuz although this time around I won't be censoring my curse words, there's people like you, Plants, maybe one or two others who deserve that respect and my curse words shall remain censored... "Crap!") But I laughed out loud just now when I read about the gent towhere Pura's like "what?! That's so funny!!" I hope you understand I'll likely be adding that to my 'funny' notepad for a future comedy release one of these days. Pura said "That's hilarious!" Nah... we don't miss you at all.
Still laughing
I don't know how you managed to do it but you completely yanked me outta character! I like to comment back n forth in the same character I wrote the article in but you completely rearranged my whole style with that response. Classic.
Can you believe I actually lost 3 followers on this article?? 🤔 Uhm.. they're 'jokes' people! Truer they are the funnier, in my opinion. Jokes raise eyebrows right? Maybe it's just me but I thought a good joke makes you think, possibly frustrates, all while laughing in between. Anywho...
You threw me off so much with that hourly rate comment I still can't get back into character and I'm actually frikkin trying to!
Too funny.
So nice to see you again, @lizelle. Thank you for reposting this one. You really did stump me though, chef. Good one!
I'm glad you're back on my phone. I'm happy to know you and yours are well.
PS--Call it Coodies. Sounds so much more believable than Coors. Champagne?? Or was it Cognac? Ahh! Corona, I don't know, whatever C-word the clowns are manipulating this time. 😉
edit I'm back. Eh, @lizelle, Pura said "how many hours did they want? Anything under 5 is inappropriate." LOLOLOL!!
I’m going to try & keep this short and sweet…like at least under an hour! Please tell Pura she’s given me a great idea as I now know exactly how I’m going to respond to those hourly requests; the minimum stay will now be 5 hours & it’s going to cost them! Dying to hear the response!
This a regular request that we all have to deal with as the ladies of the night are trying to move into the suburbs now!
One guesthouse owner told how this very smart good looking lady booked into her guesthouse, but when she started getting visitors, one after the other, all guys, they realised what was going on and had to boot her out!
We’ve now added a ‘no visitors without prior arrangement policy’ to our terms & conditions!
You are a very funny and very dear man Mr Dandays, those followers don't know what they're missing!