Hehe. Where do I start??
a dude working register, had fake tits and acrylic fingernails.
Never thought in my twenty-odd years that I'd see a statement like this. The world has indeed gone cray cray. And the silly Olympics performance is only the beginning.
And I don't know which had me drooling more. The delectable lady to your right or the equally delectable lady to your left. That's one mean ride you go there friend. Also, I must have seen the wrong post cause you don't look like the picture I saw there... thankfully. Lol
Test taker extraordinaire, reads umpteen thousand words a day, law degree, real estate license, yata yata, super smart.
And again this, hehe, I think I've developed a crush. Sounds like someone I'd love to have conversations with for sure. Plus all the other pleasant screaming... she's a bundle of joy, undoubtedly.
When I say I'm The Luckiest Guy I Know, I mean, it's cool and all, has a nice ring to it, rolls off the tongue or whatever and I know it's not always easy to take me seriously but I'm serious. I have to do little to nothing to look presentable, just show up with her on my arm like HERE I AM, DITCHES! = }
Thanks @jhymi, always nice when you stop by.