I am still a bit confused by all the weird shit in the first opening paragraph.
It then goes on to become even weirder. But I get it. I am "that guy" I would crack a joke and some panzy would run crying to the supervisors. I could not imagine working side by side with the arrested developement woke brainwashed propagandized big pharma junkies these days.
So drive on with just me and the cats I will. Not blogging while driving of course... That would just be WEIRD.!
Why would I want to miss how weirdly my hood exploded and how my weird life flashed before my very eyes the next time right..? Weirdly enough that disturbing giphy you sent me in that other comment made me very upset. I have already spoken with the Hive Whales, my therapist, Spoken with the authorities and a priest about exorcism. You should be called in for an HR meeting about your weirdness any time now...
Go ahead bro... Sing along.
Is that why that mufuker muted me?! Damn you got some pull.
Yooo! Yeah, I can hardly tell at all you didn't understand any of it, way over your head. You'll love this, it'll be real fun, I've been using it si.. ռʀ ..a notepad and a pen, draw a line down the middle and we're gonna make the left side hello and the right side goodbye.
I'm not gonna look. Was Creep '93? I'm waiting. I'll be right here.
You'll be waiting awhile.
I gotta remove this cat from the side of my skull. Sooo glad we de-wormed/flead & trimmed their claws Saturday.
No heat here "Period!"
They been carved up like hack o lanterns. Cats are UNBEARABLE with PERIODS..............
(or as you haters call em "ellipses")
I never told you about Roscoe Pico Train? Peak, for short. He was a Manx. I loved that cat in case that part about haters was for meeeeeow.
I'll be right here.
Yes you told me you had shared space with a cat.
Why you think I like you?
Well that and dogs.
I think this little fucker is trying to do a Vulcan mind meld .?
I think he is too. What's the cat think about it?
It is daytime. They are passed out. I will ask him for you at 3am when he is bouncing off the walls...
Funny, reminds me of Pine St when I was about 20 I guess. If they were working on the AC on the roof at 3am, you're good but if they're up there in broad daylight, it's not theirs. Fire warning shots, they'll leave.
LoL