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For the amount of shit out there, there sure is a low ratio of marbles.

Makes sense. People lose them.

Nonsense. They knew where it was when they didn't step in it.

Does your tree bark like dog?

Nice! I've always wanted to see the back of my head when I laugh out loud. I rewound the doorbell cam.

Right on. I needed to make someone laugh today. That should help.

It'll work tomorrow too if you need to check it off again. Say does your tree bark like dog to anyone, someone will laugh.

No wonder they comment on my gray hair, by the way.