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Yaw'right? Welly's aren't they? Opsolutelay chuckin'it down, yea?

Sure, roit? Wannagit pissed, don'teye?

Oh, gosh! Yer juss so loavely at this arncha?

Well, I've gotten aunt from 'cross the pond, haventeye? Plus, I watch a bit of Bri-ish telly, deny?

You should reapply for citizenship, with this thread as proof that you belong.

It's not that. I even painted myself a nearly translucent white and yanked out my teeth to appear D deficient but covid won the first round and round two's a putin.

Now I just play the part from 2k miles away and blog about the end of the world when temps hit 90 degrees.