Recently I've been reading (and talking) a lot about fear and how pervasive it can be in our lives. There are ways that fear can be used to our advantage (self improvement for example) or we can be right tossers and use it as a weapon against other people. The second instance is generally not in good karmic form and I strongly advise against it.
Childhood Phobia
From a very young age I was deathly afraid of snakes. It was not your average fear vibe, it was a full blown phobia of snakes - one in particular which plagued me with recurring nightmares for years...the low, fast flying purple snake. Yes I know, sucky name but I was a kid.
This snake coupled with flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz movie and it would turn into full blown night terrors.
Alas, I survived.
The first dangerous snake that I encountered was a juvenile Cape Cobra. One of the 3 deadly snakes in the Western Cape. Juveniles tend to be more dangerous than adults as they are far less likely to inflict what's known as a dry bite (where no venom is injected) and their venom is more concentrated than adults.
Considering that I was absolutely terrified of snakes, when I walked into this one while walking back from checking the post box, I instinctively froze. The snake had already flared a hood and if I had messed with it, it would have defended itself. Even in the state of fear, I slowly backed away and then jumped over the veranda wall and ran inside screaming my head off.
Determined to Overcome
When I decided to get my degree in Conservation, I knew that this snake phobia would become a disadvantage that I would have to overcome.
This photo is me during my first year of studying (2003) having come across a snake in Newlands Forest with an old school friend of mine. He thought he knew what it was (which it wasn't) but I remember it well and now know it was a little Slug Eater which is pretty harmless - the worst they can do is defecate on your hand which is ridiculously stinky, but won't kill you. Can you see the terror on my face? Yeah I was not impressed with this idea.
In order to overcome this fear I decided to learn everything I could about the snakes in my local area. There are three snakes that rank high up on the venomous scale in South Africa and who's bite is quite possibly deadly if no antivenom is administered in time. The Cape Cobra, Puff Adder and BoomSlang.
They are all beautiful animals and I now like all of them. But it was a process. Overcoming a life long phobia is not an overnight thing.
Training and Execution
In 2006 I did a basic snake handling course as well as a snake bite first aid training course.
The first lesson we were ever taught :
Mr D - the legend! His favourite response was "Yes - but did you die?"
In my position as the reserve manager, I was called out to snake removals frequently and by 2008 was quite proficient in relocating snakes from residential areas. This included being called out to what turned out to be worms, lizards and even having to remove an entire garage ceiling to relocate a Boomslang once. You never know what you will be called out for and it was always quite exhilarating.
In 2008 I did refresher training for official certification. This was great fun for me as by this time I had overcome my fear, had a very healthy respect for the venomous ones and a love for all the others.
The training was given by three certified, professional snake handling trainers and each person was allocated time to correctly capture and secure a Molesnake (non venomous but still bitey), a Cape Cobra (neurotoxic venom), a Puff Adder (cytotoxic venom) and a BoomSlang (hemotoxic venom).
As I had previously worked with Marcel the trainer I was allocated, he thought it a good idea to get the snakes very irritated before unleashing them for me to capture. You know, make it challenging.
#whenindoubtwaititout
This is a really angry Boomslang (male) that I'm giving some breathing room to calm (the heck) down before approaching it. You can check out a video by a colleague of mine Grant Smith here on Boomslang which includes the pronunciation and meaning of the snake's name.
It's always a good idea to observe a snake for a while before trying to capture it if this is an option.
This is probably one of the trickiest parts of the capture as Cobras tend to double up on the snake hook and head back towards you. You have to focus 100% on what the snake is doing and adjust yourself, the hook and the snake - to keep it going towards the box instead of anywhere towards you.
Once in the box, the capture is not over and this is often when snake handlers get bitten by not keeping their eyes on the snake while securing the lid.
You have to make sure you know which direction the snake is facing in the box when you secure the lid. Clearly this snake was confusing the crap out of me.
Images taken with my gear, have no idea who had my camera though.
The Feeling of Success
This has been one of my most monumental feats of overcoming a large obstacle and limiting characteristic of mine. Now I love snakes. I've even been bitten by a few non venomous ones, but I've handled probably hundreds of them without mishap. They are very misunderstood animals, have a very important ecological role to play and they are actually really pretty.
Holding a Brown Water Snake
Holding an Egg Eater (they mimic adders as a defense mechanism)
Me being bitten by a Cross Marked Grass Snake
I've been struck at by Cobras and Puff Adders but I've never been tagged. While the venomous snakes are beautiful to see, they are not snakes that you want to trifle with as they will not hesitate to defend themselves. Boomslang tend to be far more docile and it takes a lot for them to get angry, however they will still bite if provoked (do not believe the stuff they say about them not being able to bite because they are back-fanged - they will bite you if they want to).
The Puff Adder - Bitis bitis is it's scientific name and that should say everything you need to know.
A juvenile Cape Cobra ready to be relocated back into a natural area. Note the semi flaired hood and raised position - this one is readying itself to strike.
A female Boomslang after being captured and ready for relocation into a natural area.
While these snakes are highly venomous, they would prefer to leave people alone than to waste their venom which could be used on prey. If you encounter any snake in the wild immaterial of the species, the best course of action is to keep your eyes on it and then back away slowly. They will very rarely be aggressive enough to pursue you.
After years of being absolutely petrified of these animals, I now have a fondness for them unmatched by many other animals I have encountered. They are exceptional hunters, fantastic ambush predators, will defend themselves heroically against mongoose and even lions. Fascinating creatures that deserve our respect.
Ambassadors for Snake Conservation
All the field rangers that got certified that day automatically became ambassadors for snake conservation - protecting their role in the ecosystem while reducing people-animal conflict situations through environmental education and awareness.
Disclaimer: No NDA is or was in place with my previous employer regarding the events outlined in this article. These are recollections of my own personal experience during that time and are portrayed as such.
Please do not attempt to handle any snake without the correct and adequate knowledge base, training and experience required.
Snakes are better than spiders!!
Granted, I don't have to spend much time with snakes either ... but spiders....eurrrrggh.
I am glad I am in Finland now and neither are dangerous.
@meesterboom, I found your spirit animal
Ha!! My spirit animal!! And there was me thinking it was a badger. Boomslang is much better!! :0)
The KP boys and spiders...Those bastards can fuck off. Lol.
Also...
LOL!
Hi Taraz. I do agree with you, I'm still not that keen on spiders either.
You and your bro have totally the opposite in terms of danger - you have no dangerous ones, he has all the dangerous ones :)
I used to not like snakes and now, after reading your (excellent) post I realise I still don't like snakes!
I get it, incredible creatures and all but I just can't bring myself to like them. We have so many deadly snakes here and I guess that's why, it's an ingrained thing probably.
I just can't do it.
My leg sank into a hole up my knee once, right leg, and landed on an Eastern Brown. Second most venomous in the world, and I must have been on its head as I didn't get tagged right away. It was thrashing away, beating against my leg below the knee (surprisingly hard) in a state of anger and panic I guess.
I didn't know what to do knowing if I tried to get out it might strike and if I didn't it'd work itself lose and probably strike. I ended up deciding to attempt a big leap, hard to do with my leg up to its knee but I braced on my left and leapt!
As my leg came out I looked down and saw the snake coil up in a knot and then (fortunately) bolt away deeper into the den. And...I had nightmares for several months. But did I die. No.
I admire your persistence and ability to face your fear; many cannot. With snakes, myself included, despite seeing many over my life.
I held one once, a large python thing and it sort of freaked me out. Was easier holding a crocodile, its mouth was taped shut. It was supposed to make me feel comfortable with snakes. It didn't work.
Also...Boomslang? Even the name sounds menacing! WTF! I thought Boomslang was slang that @meesterboom made up in his posts. How wrong was I!
I thought whilst reading I could like the Puff Adder and its cryptotoxic venom because, well crypto...But then realised I had misread it. Nope me no like.
Legit post andrastia, thanks for your effort and sharing your skills, knowledge and images.
Hey Galen
Thanks for stopping by and reading it even with your immense dislike of snakes - I don't blame you with having many more lethal ones in your country.
Sinking into holes with snakes in them is ill advised at the best of times. Why would you do that to that poor snake? Shame he had just redecorated and you totally smashed his new settee. I'm not surprised he went off to mope.
But in all seriousness, you are really freaking lucky you stood on it's head or you would have been tickets.
Pythons are pretty cool. They are generally so docile, but you also don't want that thing to fang you. I'm not surprised it didn't help you get past the urge to just rather not lol. Go look up Python Cowboy on YouTube, he hunts them (and other invasives) for a living in Florida and the everglades, you might actually enjoy his channel.
Cryptotoxic venom - ROFL, this is totally worthy of a meme! But to be honest, a Puff Adder is probably my least favourite. They strike so fast they can pierce a balloon 7 times before it actually pops.
Shot for always reading my ridiculous life stories and sharing yours, it's always a joy to read your comments.
Have a good one.
It wasn't my finest moment I'll be honest and whilst I've had many moments since concerned with destroying the snake's new redecoration I've had many more in respect of my own well-being...This wasn't a pleasant episode for me. I lived though.
Says andrastia to dude who doesn't like snakes. If it's all the same I'll just go look up toasted cheese sandwiches instead. Safer.
Fuck those bastards!
This was a good post, interesting and well written; a pleasure to take a look. Thanks for taking the time.
Lol your comments always make me laugh. Ok, you go look up videos of toasted cheese sandwiches then (you're missing out btw).
Have a great day G-dog
I'm happy to bring you a laugh; beats the alternative. Too many out there willing to bring someone down without me adding to it.
I'll probably look they video up, my curiosity won't allow me not to.
Boomslang now has two meanings!! :OD
I like your Boomslang you legendary Boomslanger you! The other Boomslang can fuck off.
Hahahaha!! Now that sounds like proper boomslang!! You the man!!
You are.
No, you are!
You should learn to take a compliment and not be so argumentative all the time.
This is such a good thread. Boom is Afrikaans for Tree - so MeesterBoom means Mister Tree or Master Tree which is pretty freaking cool I think.
Pssst - Scottish slang is much better than Afrikaans slang trust me :)
Lol, Mr Tree! He'd be a Sequoiadendron giganteum I reckon.
This is quite awesome. I love snakes but have never been near a real venomous one just harmless corn snake types. I hope they are harmless, lol. I have to admit, as my nickname is boom, I love the boomslang which I had never heard of before. Now I can claim that boomslang is a real thing, instead of just my filthy scottish slang talk! :OD
Not convinced - I will always be afraid of snakes - can't teach an old dog new tricks
I understand, I think many people who read the post feel that way :)
Have a good evening.
Ciao
You too - have a great evening. You are very brave
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Ohhh! How very brave of you! I think snakes are fine, as long as they are over there!
What the heck does that even mean? And now I need to know what Boomslang is if you are going to be tossing it about. @galenkp
Beware the boomslang, it never sleeps!!! ;0)
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