Fantastic satirical post yet I must disagree with your comment...
@mumma-monza would like to express to her readers there is NO STEEM ILLUMINATI (as far as I am aware lol).
I have received an upvote with such an account some time ago (was this a way to try to recruit poor old Sarge?). They are in hiding I think.
Adam Weishaupt
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