"Steemit-Publication" - A Song Parody of "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

in #parody8 years ago

Original song "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.


Psycho spies from the NSA
Try to block your blogs persuasion
Twitter shadow-bans you
For conservative tweet quotations
And if you want this to go away
It's Steemit-publication

It's a block on the chain
And immutable for civil-i-zation
Your post may rise until it trends
Or sit in desolation
And if you'd like to take that chance
Try Steemit-publication

Pay Facebook very well
To Boost your post, it's spreading
Or bring your brain to the Steem blockchain
Get paid because it's trending

[Chorus:]
Much less popcorn
Blogging reborn
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication

Curate me well to your favorite whale
Do you hear my adjuration
Please don't chide my post and hide
Don't flag my information
And click upvote so I can gloat
It's Steemit-publication

Reddit may be the web's front page
But it's modded from a G-Man's basement
Steem's blockchain is decentralized
Witnessed from nation to nation
And freedom is not far away
On Steemit-publication

Born and brazed by those who raze control of publication
Everybody's been there, social-media castration

[Chorus:]
Much less popcorn
Blogging reborn
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication

Blockchains are a distributed road
That also breeds creation
No moderating Czar with which to spar
Just community conformation
And government trolls couldn't block the world
From Steemit-publication

Pay Facebook very well
To Boost your post, it's spreading
Or bring your brain to the Steem blockchain
'Cause this is what you're craving

[Chorus:]
Much less popcorn
Blogging reborn
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication
Dream of Steemit-publication


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Haha that was awesome! We need some singers to step up and make it a reality! :D

Absolutely, hope somebody is taking this on! :D

Ya it would be cool to hear this in my ears instead of my head. ;)

What are you going to do with all the catchy profits? The chili peppers might suggest you give it away, give it away, give it away now

Corny, but I did LOL

I probably need to hide them profits on the Otherside of some Higher Ground or Under the Bridge so My Friends and I can go Road Trippin' Around the World on an Aeroplane to find a Soul to Squeeze in some Wet Sand and get Dosed before RHCP Knock Me Down.

This band is my favorite during the school year.. next I request the song "scar tissue" @tuck-fheman :D


I like this band since at the school :)i like this music @tuck-fheman

upvoted for clever song. and coining a new term...
what's a OSC?

I'll not be paying Facebook well to boost my anything. I'm staying right here where it's always steemy.

You take my tiny humble upvote and take it far away from me Sir!

Karaoke version next tuck!

Cool, really cool. You put a lot of effort into it, congrats!

Now, is anybody brave enough to sing it? And make a video? And publish it? :)

I passed it along to @fyrstikken , but he didn't respond. So not sure if he wants to tackle this one or not. We shall see!

A good choice :) We shall see.

Thanks for the fun parody.
twitter, facebook, reddit that comes moved to steemit from these SNS, something changes. Dream in steemit.
Cheers to the future prosperity of steemit seen the dream

red hot chilli peppers rocks...

Yes they do. :)

Ha-ha fun.

That is pretty good. Thanks you for sharing.

Awesome and it rocks!

I'm sitting in desalination man, this is awesome!

nice parody ........ ha ha :D

Record this!

Ya I wish someone who could sing would record it. :)