It would be nice if this was just another Paypal mistake.
But, it really seems that they go out of their way to do these things.
Their incentives are such as to be onerous to real businesses,
and helpful to fly by nights.
To all who do not know, as a business owner, you often leave money sitting in your paypal account for three months, because at any moment it can be clawed back. I shouldn't say at any moment, i should say instantaneously. And then begins the process of proving that you weren't an evil nazi, money-launder. (which takes forever)