Vicevi-Joke ENG/SRB

in #people7 years ago (edited)

ENG
He goes to the bear's grocery store and asks:
Do you have 1kg of blueberries?
-medved says he does not.
And so the next 3 days.
Day 5 bunny again asks:

  • Do you have 1kg of blueberries?
    Bear says:
    -You once ask for blueberries to take a nail and I'll knock you down to hang on the branch.
    On the seventh day a bunny comes and asks:
  • Do you have 1kg nails?
    the bear says:
    -Does not have.
    Bunny Pie:
  • Do you have 1kg of blueberries?

srb
Ode zec kod medveda u prodavnicu i pita:
Imate li 1kg borovnica?
-medved kaze da nema.
I tako naredna 3 dana .

  1. dan ponovo zeka pita:
    -Imate li 1kg borovnica?
    Medved kaze:
    -Jos jednom pitas za borovnice uzecu ekser i zakucacu te da visis na grani.
    Sedeceg dana dolazi zeka i pita:
    -Ima te li 1kg eksera?
    medved kaze:
    -Nema.
    Pita zeka:
    -Imate li 1kg borovnica?