These tinder profiles tho!

in #personal7 years ago

So when I first decided I was gonna try dating, I joined tinder to start off with. I quickly found out that not too many men actually take it as a serious dating site, but a way to hook up with or sext as many girls as possible. I'd thought I would share some of the profiles that I thought were funny.

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This guy quickly went straight to let's film our fantasies.. LMAO. I swiped before I actually learned how to read the profile. As much as a cheap one way ticket to "pound town" might seem like a deal, I'm sure that the trip would be a short and fast one! LMAO

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I'm sure that the sideways hat matched with the super stoned look works for some girls, but I'm not a big 90s boy band fan! This guy is that one boy band member that had to have an intervention.I'm all for the 0ccasional toke now and then, but if that's the best you look, lol you might have a problem.

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"Pony", need I say more. He's singing in his head..." I'm horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony" and he thinks he is clever.. but that pony should be out to pasture!

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😂 omg I'm going to be forever alone 😝😤😛😂😅🌺🎶👼🏼👼🏼👼🏼👼🏼 that's very true!!! 😂 great post though.

Noooooo you won't be alone forever! Better then being with the wrong dude!

That's right... thank you @xana0815 😂

They are funny 😂 and scary 😂

Just a 90s boy fan ;)

Haha baby, your biggest fan! I'm head of the Michael Lynn fan club, and I wear a locket of your hair around my neck, that I scored of eBay for $1.50