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You actually made me Google "Kangaroos in Ohio". Are you serious? They attack you? We ride in their pouches to work and school over here. They do have quite a kick though

Haha, I wish we did!

Also, from what I've heard, you guys over there don't really have cars or horses, just those jumpy two legged pouch-dogs that you rely on for transport? Oh, and crocodiles and their dundees.

What's a car? Some kind of bird?

I mean.. Are you serious? Dude. Cars are a very common mode of transport in this modern age. It's a machine with 4 wheels and you have a circle that you turn for good luck