Ah, the agony! A decision of such critical importance!
Two beers, or not two beers - That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The aches and nausea of outrageous hangovers
Or to take arms against a sea of Belgian dubbels
And so, sadly, forgo them. To die, to sleep--(A much more fun) Shakespeare
To sleep, perchance to dream ... :D