Oh girl!!! How do you do it that you can even put a piece of paper next to his head and he just simply continues chilling there :D
I was trying to take a photo of a squirrel last weekend.. it was a disaster! It started with asking him kindly to give me a second without moving. Then I started begging..threatening..and ended up cursing him much to his entertainment.
I swear I've seen a cheeky smile on his face right before he disappeared for good :D It brings my blood pressure up when I only think about it :D
You must have better methods :D