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What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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@barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eii

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!ALIVE
!LOL
!PIZZA

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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@eii, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!ALIVE
!PIZZA
!LOL

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@barski you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

!ALIVE
!PIZZA
!LOL

@eii! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ roninrelax. (8/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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@eii, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of roninrelax

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Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!ALIVE
!MEME
!PIZZA

@eii! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ peter-stone. (6/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.