Legend of Sailcat
There's danger out on the nation's roads
They're paved with snakes and flatened toads
And truckers driving rigs so big
They can flatten a cow
Or a horse
Or a manatee honk honk honk
And those who survive are a lucky few
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you
Of Sailcat...
He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face
When strange radiation from outer space
Turned him into a super invincible cat
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat
Now, he couldn't be killed but he still could be squished
And he lay in the passing lane shaking his fist
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
And that was the birth
Of Sailcat
Sailcat! Sailcat!
He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck half took the high road, the other the low
And the message went out on CB radio
"Breaker breaker look out, watch your back, be afraid
There's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade!"
So the feared and revered reputation was made
Of Sailcat
Sailcat! Sailcat!
He's been known to cut redwoods and stop a whole fleet
When a family of tapeworms was crossing the street
And when mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
He's even dropped by to help open some cans
And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day
He inherently knows just the right things to say
"Don't be depressed Cow,
People love you BECAUSE because you're big and fat and ugly.
Go with it!"
Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way
He's Sailcat!
