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Not at all, but be careful with those!

How could I be careful?

You might want to get a pair of safety goggles!

I don't think they can help and I want to see your eyes as they are, not through the lens of some goggles. Want to hear an update of how my cat is doing? (I know you don't, but you can try to seem nice and sweet and answer yes:))

Fine, how is the little devil doing? ;)

Great! Check the post I have made 5 minutes ago :D

And that, dear Steemians, is how you promote your post discreetly! Take notes!