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That's a bit harsh on my feet!

They are not one hundred years old (although they may look that way)

Stinky feet, stinky feet, stinky feet (doing the stinky feet dance)
I'm kidding. Your feet are fine (except for that weird little toe..)

Yuck...those socks need to be burned lolsss
Are u a foot fetish?

No I'm a stinky egg fetishist

How about being an embryonic egg fetishit? sounds like feti-shit!!