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Man I hope there's never an earthquake!

Lol.maybe

I’m glad I didn’t live in this house back when I was prescribed Ambien, as I used to wander outside as a side effect..One night, my ex girlfriend woke up, and I wasn’t in bed. She looked outside, and saw me under the street light throwing my balled up socks at it..I would of fell off the cliff for sure!!