Imagine if everyday were Carinval ;-)
I'll never forget my first experience in Cologne during Carnival, I came to work unsuspecting. As soon as I walked into the building a secretary grabbed me by the necktie and pulled me to a room filled with laughing women in heavy makeup. They took out some scissors and cut off my tie!
Haha! I can imagine, how you felt. Did you know, that "Weiberfastnacht" has it's origins in the district of Bonn, where I live? Hopefully you got some "Bützchen" for compensation ;-)
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