Take your tooth well before going to America. Because your teeth can have oriental seedlings. Take time to watch the clock. Because everything in America goes through the clock. Under your shoes, there is the Oriental dust and dirt Carefully remove them in the rumale. Do not make America dirty. Get ready now. Bind the seatbelt. Take out cigarettes. And within minutes we came to Kennedy Airport.
This was what I had to tell. Long ago I used to wear toothpicks, handguns and wash shoes. Tibetan girl sitting beside me, murmured in broken Hindi, said, I do not have my teeth, there is no wrist, no handkerchief! Survived Below that the forest looks like a tall, tall tree, but there is no straw, what did that place say?
Quietly I say in my throat, that's New York.
New York! The old woman said on the forehead, but I can not see the carpet, why do not you tell me! My son wrote from New York that the whole American was wrapped with a large carpet.
I also heard.
Have heard Let's save. As the old woman murmured, she started biting her pantomime.
Get the plane down Stop He opened the door and said, "The Orientalists, open the doors of Heaven before you. Everything here is endless. Dollar, girl, foreign hedgehogs, go to sleep for a few days. Europeans, America is not a paradise for you, but a pastime. Secondly, discover this home country again and again. Americans, you have nothing to say about America. This hell is where you have to return to die.
I got it. And I got down. As soon as I reached America, America took me in her arms. He whispered in ear and ear, said, 'My son, you have grown up in the house of the poor and dust mud.' I have not seen good things, I can not live, I do not enjoy it. Earn income, which enjoys a few days
Thanks to my eyes came water. I secretly wiped tears of blood.
Blow off in America But whatever I heard about America, it's all true. The country is wrapped in a very expensive carpet. Grass and somewhere concrete on the carpet. With the help of one of the most advanced technologies, the sky is slightly more blue. The Oriental newspapers are right, America's Gravity Ball is a little less. Walking fast, it does not hurt. There is more oxygen in the air. Drinking water is antibacterial and vitamins.
I went into a room of 100 hundredth floor of one hundred eight floors, and I saw a man sitting in a helicopter and cleaning the windows from my house outside the vacuum cleaner! Excellent arrangement in the house. Color TV, refrigerator, royal bed and beautiful lady are all ready! Just wait for use
I picked up the telephone and wanted to talk to the president.
A little later, the US President's gusto and delighted throat was found in the telephone, say, friend, say!
I am an Indian tourist, honorable President. Indian! Indian! President took time to remember a little. Then said with a loud voice, O! India! Yes-yes, I know. India is the second or third largest democracy in the world. There are the Taj Mahal. is not it?
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