RE: What makes a pizza good

As an extra-terrestrial and intra-terrestrial professional on the pizza expertise, I thought I'd share my facts with you guys! Here the conditions are:

Good looks
Good taste
Reasonably accurate amount of cheese
Baked at the right temperature
Low amount of burned dough
Reasonably circular shape
Not too large crust (Not too small either..)
No weird things on the Pizza
Traditional yet Creative
Original
Hand-made
Healthy
Amusing to eat
Go big or go home: Pizza Magna
Pizza-Creator cleaned her body well before creating Pizza
No more than 420 animals hurt during the process of creating Pizza
Stored in clean areas without poisonous substances
Long-Term Stored between the temperatures of 213-253 Kelvin
Created above the temperature of 333 Kelvin
Served between the temperatures of 290-310 Kelvin

(The following x rules only apply when the pizza has been created on a distance above 1 kilometre from where it was served)

No teleportation
No more than 420 animals were hurt during transportation (per kilometre)
No bypassing the lightspeed whilst traveling
No dropping below the speed of sound whilst traveling
No transporting in a poison-containing transport method
No temperature differences larger than 8 Kelvin during the transportation
No transportation in gray vehicles
No pizzas should be made by SharkPeople
No pizzas should be transported by beings other than Dolphins/Asteroids
Pizzas should be kept in an infinitely tied space during transportation
Pizzas should not pass wormholes more than 69 times
Pizzas should not suffer Taste-Loss during transportation
Pizzas should not lose any amount of particles during transportation
Pizzas should not gain any amount of particles during transportation
Pizzas should not be stored in Whale-Bellies during transportation
Pizzas should not be kept in Asteroids with a diameter larger than 69 miles
Pizzas should not be kept in Asteroids with a diameter smaller than 8 feet
Pizzas should not be hurt during transportation
Pizzas should not be touched by Sharks during or before transportation
Pizzas should not be given permission to move during transportation

For more information, please read https://steemit.com/food/@pizzachain/do-whales-like-pizza