There will be an official off-white paper released after you send me all your money, or enough to purchase one pizza per day for the rest of me and my family's life.
There's no real meaning behind Pepperoni Nipples, so don't go and start analyzing the absurd possibilities. Trust us, we just came up with 'Pepperoni Nipples' when we were stoned last week. There's no deep meaning. Don't even try.
After the Pepperoni Nipples ICO launches, I'll surround myself with people I will have absolute control over, and hire subpar, mediocre people who have no idea WTF they are doing. You will love it. And I'll give you tiny bits of super glossy information, packed with hardly any substance. You will love it. CoinTelegraph will call these "expansive ICO non-info packets", or EINP, and they will be reporting about their significance in upcoming issues. Stay tuned!
I'll be the CEO and give you one word answers to overly complex issues that plague the well-being and livlihood of massive amounts of people. You will love me. I will love me. We will all love me.
Before the Pepperoni Nipples coin launches, I will hire Japanese, English and Korean translators, so that I can scoop up their money as well. You will love giving me your money. I will love it too.
If the Pepperoni Nipples ICO runs smoothly, we will consider doing ICO's for sausage, green pepper, onion, mushroom nipples. We will name these Smart Topping Tokens, or STT. Then we will bedazzle all our investors, by waving Sausage Nipples, Green Pepper Nipples, Onion Nipples and Mushroom Nipples in front of their wowed faces, in an expansive glitter-enhanced moment of wowness. I am the creator of this Smart Topping Token idea, so feel free to create an absurd amount of videos about this genius idea. Topping Tokens for everyone!
At the Pepperoni Nipples launch, we will order ten thousand Pepperoni pizzas with your ETH, BTC and (insert new cool coin here) contributions. We will film it. You will love it. You will continue sending us your money, and we will love eating pizza that we acquired with your money.
This will be great.
Yours,
PN
How I wish to taste this pepperoni...my android has issue to make video😭😭 see how I want to miss whale gift.
Anyway I will resteem for other to benefit.
Oh all those waving nipples certainly are bedazzling me.... stt for everybody!!!
LOL Sadly you're gonna have more than a few takers on this :D
Smart Topping Tokens For All!
Hahahahahaha...
This really really got me
And to think I was going to run off to google the white paper, but I had to read to the end first.
Lol
I'm looking forward to free tokens, say 100 on signup and 50 on each referral.
I will love you. We will all love you :)
Hey, wanna write our off-white paper?
Lol!
I don't know how to write pages filled with hardly any information
YOU'RE HIRED! :)
omg you're on a roll !! LOL
This made my night , Pepporanie Nipples to the Rise 😂😂
HA HA! I am glad to make someone's night!
can I cash in my two? :P
Yes! You can! Anything fucking goes! We will send you two wilty pieces of pepperoni in exchange for yours! Mail those in after the ICO, and we will give you two PNs.
A good post. And when will the launch of ICO Pepperoni Nipples. And what is required of me, otherwise I do not quite understand.?
LOL
ha ha! I needed a bit of absurdity, and I think all of us do! It's gotten too hot, sweaty, and too fucking serious for my tastes (as I curse, because I'm not used to the Busy interface but I"m too fucking frustrated to even attempt log in at Steemit....and yeah, you cannot edit a post in BUSY!) WAHHHHHHHH
Yeah, you would be surprised if this sentence is missing
You would be getting a lot of investors interested. Hehehehe
You're losing your mind...
Dude... PN is the nuke...
Lol...thanks for the laugh
No problem! I am happy you're happy. ME? I'm frustrated as fuck!
repeat comment
I can't decide if the mention of "Pepperoni Nipples" makes me hungry or randy.
Thanks for this. It was just what I needed to read after a frustrating day!
You and me both! I saw your post in a flash, but didn't read it...i think you sent me a subliminal message.
lol...what a nice idea...you really got me.anyways i'll love to be a part of it so i can be eating more pizza everyday and also give some to my love ones...
You're already winning! Here, take my $4.237 upvote!
Thanks so much..i wish i had something to give back. I really appreciate
Could The Nipples be decentralized and placed on a "chain" of some kind. perhaps a chain restaurant.
lol
Instead of a body chain right?
somehow this has turned into mass murder ICO.....
yes, you're hired!
Wildly important question here before I invest.
Will these be traded on the "pizza pizza", "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" or Frozen Pizza aisle" exchanges? I need to ensure that my BTC gets to the right place so I can trade these in for the even better "Hot Pocket Pizza" Coin that will fork off of Frozen Pizza in November!
Don't worry, our neighbors are building the decentralized Pizza Exchange, or DPE, so you can trade there soon!
Any vacancy for the post of a delivery person? I can help translate the ICO page to Chinese :)
Lmao .... you the pepperoni nipples sounds sexy to me... fucking love it
I love pepperoni pizza
Especially with coke. But nipples....
well, we all have them.
Love this bit of satire!
I was already counting my money there to get in and counting the tokens I will get as an early adopter until I realized you just stellad me. Nice one and I exactly like the pepperoni and then the nipples.
Gotcha!
This is hilarious cant wait to get my first box of pizza with pepperoni nipples😂😂😂
This ICO seems rather fishy. Get a more reliable, diversified strategy at @arbokinvestments:-)
No fish at all. I give you straight scoop, you give me your BTC and ETH. Good?
That would be the anchovy fork you are smelling. But that isn't due on the market till January. Have to let the fishies "age"
My love for pizza... Yummy.
I love pizza
wow...this is so nice, i think my piggy bank will be more safe to save all the coin recieved from those who wants the pepperoni nipples. and i'll love joining in eating the pizza too.
hahahahahahaha nice stuff..i really love your word play...i'd love to have a taste of it..
nothing embarrassing can emerge from this dude.
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Sorry for the crappy formatting, I have no clue how to format in Busy......
Busy does not show the preview when typing. It makes it hard to format ok.
I'm just not used to it....I'm sure I'll adapt....
Yes, that's going to happen.
So I surely don't want to try to hijack your thread. But you inspired me to give giphy a try, and I am really excited to show off my first project!
This virtually cried out to be done, so I gave it a shot.
If you prefer not to have this on your thread, let me know and I will delete it. I just had to share!!
Oh Lord this is EPIC AS FUCK!
With your permission i'd like to add this to my stella chatbot...just say the word
Nodding my head as if i got what she said
popkey
wtf did I just read? lol hahahaaa
wtf did I just read? lol hahahaaa I got dibs on making kneecap nipples coin
I can delegate my pepperoni nipples in service of this project ;)
Infect its so funny, I'm glad that you cover this topic when i read this post i like every mint of it Wonderful........ @stellabelle Well have a look my blog and support me to grow for future thanks
I want a piece of pie
Hire me, I don't what I am doing in my life😁
ok, i will give Stellabelle this message.
Thank you @umami
you are welcome :)
i just can't stop reading this, i'm wondering how this idea came about..i must really own and run a block restaurant in my dream as i'm going to bed tonight.
It emerges like all things: out of thin air.
OMG Stella posted this on Twitter and Twitter broke! Hilarious! I will tell Stella to upvote you twice!
Pizza and nipples dream combination
What about the contest in finding the deeper meaning? :)
good idea...
A new SMT has been created in your name: PepperoniNipplesCoin (PN) care of SteemIt Inc. (STINC)
ALL COMMENTS ARE GETTING UPVOTES! IT'S AN OPRAH MOMENT!!!!! LONG LIVE ABSURD ICO'S.
I forgot to mention that @steemitadventure did the artwork for my face....
Pepperoni Nipples... Laffs, my dirty mind.
Onion Nipples
That literally killed me
Nipples that make you cry
Do you delivery? And will your drivers accept Doggy Coins
We accept all coins.
Hahah. Pepperoni nipples ico. Lol. I am thinking of one of the steet foods in mexico. Tacos coin. Mexican will so love Tacoscoin ICO. @Fabiyamada must see this. Lol
It came from a goddess and I fell for it even after seeing this part
Really Funny
I am going to sell my house and invest it all in this nipple coin
This really really got me,
I need to ensure that my BTC gets to the right place so I can trade these in for the even better "Hot Pocket Pizza..Love it
Thanks for sharing
Great ,This really really got me.
I need to ensure that my BTC gets to the right place so I can trade these in for the even better "Hot Pocket Pizza.
Thanks for sharing.
What we need is a way to reset the game. Following for more :)
@stellabelle - Hahaha. I will wait eagerly for Naked Nachos and Sexy Sausage tokens too. With the kind of enterprise you have described, I can not wait to throw away my life savings at such ICOs.
Regards,
@vm2904
This "ICO" is tantalising. I'm ready set for promotion. How about more translations? More pepperoni 🍕 and ...nipples will make the world a better place.
This made me hungry already! Ahaha
Just thinking of selling off my dream property to have a share of this!
But hell no! who is going to pay for delivery!
...
Anyone who reads this and not laugh off his lungs has a pregnant 16 yrs old daughter and he just got fired.
SELL SELL SELL that property in exchange for PN
I just rented a truck as we speak... I only have issues carrying the land and car into it. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lol, you will love it.