'A Word from a Cranky Arugula' said no one ever. Congrats for just totally delighting me with one of the best titles I've read on HIVE all minute. No, all year. Scratch that, ever.
You don’t have a brain capable of any higher thought that allows you to do things like banking and leaving inheritance for future generations
Ah, the arrogance of mankind.
And somewhere, this god plant is thinking: 'Humans, you don't have a brain capable of any higher thought than banking and passing on genetic inheritance to your kids, beholden to biological imperative - gosh, you're so like a - what is that thing on Litguru's side... - an ARUGULA!'
Heh. I'm happy it tickled your funny bone. We like to think of plants as stoic Athenians, but what if they're just a bunch of cranky smarty-pants? I better not let my arugula read this comment :)