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I value cleanliness too much to ever claim hippy status, but they're on to something with the crystals though. Yea, I could use my third eye to activate the crystal, but I'm a lazy millennial.

Whaaa? In your explanation you said it was "hippy bling."

Lazy millennial. Buahahahaahha

Yeah that's not the way to activate a crystal anyways.

Hey, good luck!