Mission: Impossible – Fallout; the biggest opening of the franchise.
Tom Cruise movies don’t usually inspire us, even though we were aware death defies,
We haven’t seen the movie yet, but watching Tom Cruise and James Corden’s jump,
We were impressed how expertly Tom did it; his cool factor with us gets a bump.
We particularly like the article that we see in GQ today.
We like that they cut on Gordon Ramsay’s new show, just like the other day,
We called him a big mouthed jerk, and ridiculed him and his dumb bit.
GQ says his show is hated already, and they haven’t even started producing it.
All the reporters are looking for stories, and sometimes to find one’s a hassle.
Like how William and Kate broke tradition by, spending their wedding night at the castle.
The story is fuzzy on its veracity, and the “tradition’ they write of isn’t clear.
They go so far as to offer a poll, which we think makes the article cavalier.
Meghan’s brother, with the fiancé, who beat each other up frequently,
Is saying that it shouldn’t be Kate, and that Meghan should be the queen bee.
He is Thomas Jr. and it appears, he’s not up on the order to the throne.
It’s like he’s campaigning for Meghan and Harry; his skull is a very hard bone.

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The more that we read about carbon dioxide, and how it’s a threat all around,
We still have to wonder what’s going on, when a solution to remove it’s been found.
94 dollars per metric ton is the cost to extract it from the air.
Yet all anyone continues to do, is to argue about how it got there.
The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?

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