“The Academy’s” in a real shaky position, for hosting the Oscars because,
Whatever they do, the risk is high, and so many celebrities have flaws,
Where they told a joke or spoke an opinion, sometime in the past long ago,
And now free-speech hating social media, has got total control of their show.
Because of this, they may not have a host, but a whole “bunch of huge celebs”
Meaning they’ll have to investigate all to make sure they don’t rile social plebs.
If you’ve heard that doing crossword puzzles can stave off dementia effects,
You may be puzzled why researchers seem, to want to sully specific aspects.
It’s a Scottish study, (not often seen), and its goal here is not very clear.
In saying solving won’t stave off dementia, a splitting of hairs does appear.
The research shows puzzle solving, helps minds set the starting point higher.
Which, theoretically, staves off dementia; is their real goal to help or conspire?
Genetics field geniuses are surprised, at outcomes that most of us knew,
Like when doctors say we can’t do some things, it affects the things we do.
Which is kind of scary in retrospect; why are genetics field people so dim?
Where have they been, what is their problem; were they just hired on a whim?
What makes perfect sense to everyone else, to them is a “novel idea.”
We think instead of brain fluid upstairs, their brains are afloat in urea.
At a spectacular fashion event, Meghan Markle “broke protocol” once again,
As she wore dark nail polish, which royals, have a rule against wearing; but then,
As Cosmopolitan points out, Meghan’s a “rebel,” and she likes to get her way.
(Our learning a different Pippa was there, is why this made the Spigot today.)
Baby-bump cradling enthusiasts were happy, with Meghan’s bump-cradling style,
And they should have gotten their fill because, it looks like she cradled for a while.
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Scientists have found we’ve 25 years left, ‘til we’re done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didn’t, which says a lot about views they’re expounding.
The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?
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Very clever and funny!
"their brains are afloat in urea"
Thank you @cathi-xx I'm glad that you found it funny! That's icing on the cake for me. :) Sometimes the clever line finds its way in, for which I'm grateful! Have a great day!