The Russians are coming

in #poetry7 years ago (edited)

What do you mean ?
“The Russians are coming”
They’re all over the news
It has to mean something

What makes you think ?
That the Russians are bad.
They’re all commies or crooks
And "that Putin's "quite mad

They are all in the mob
Or selling drugs
Or dealing in slaves
They’re a nation of Thugs

Their bombing of Isil
Is wrong evidently
Their weapons misguided
Whilst we do it gently

They drink vodka for breakfast
I’ve heard they eat babies
They also eat dogs so
They must all have rabies

It seems almost as if
They feel like they can
Do whatever they like
WHAT?
Do they think they’re American????

I’m so glad “The Donald”
Has come to his senses
We cannot be friends
He must raise defences

So come on “The Donald”
What are you waiting for
Sign off on the sanctions
We could all use another war.

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