Oh goodness, it really needs three corners. Plus the top should come to a peak like the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the sides sloping at exactly the same angle (or reasonably close). How else do you expect to get all the enhanced life force energy emanating from the galactic center? Plus it won't have the proper protection from the governmental mind control rays. LOL.
Just kidding, the hat really looks good on you and thanks much for the complement - I really haven't been writing much poetry for years.
Drats! No wonder it hasn't been working LOL