My Silly Limericks...

in #poetry7 years ago (edited)

Chump

There was this little president called Trump,

Who brought his country into a serious slump.

So he made up a silly excuse for a war 

That sucked up all the taxpayers' dollar.

And declared, "Ain't I a fine piece of Chump???"


The Playboy

There was this old horny dude call Hefner,

Whose affection for nubile girls gave him a boner.

So he fooled around and married his 69th bride,

Which made heart stopped and then he croaked and died,

Which made all the doctors in the world to declare he's a goner!

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Hef is dead but your limerick about him is damn funny
don't forget to write the image sources here please :D

Thank you for the tip, @englishtchrivy.

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