Original Dirty Limericks Contest "A Pious old woman named Tweak... Had taught her vagina to speak..."

in #poetry7 years ago

Today, I have for you another original Dirty Limerick. I added two lines after the limerick, as an aside.

The meek.jpgA pious old woman named Tweak
Had taught her vagina to speak.
It was frequently liable
To quote from the Biable (sic)
"The earth shall they inherit, the meek."

The meek shall inherit the earth?
Yes... but not the mineral rights !...

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Good post

Thanks... But very few seem to like my dirty limericks. I am a dirty old man, and I like to write dirty limericks.

nice
i just voted to u
follow me and i'll follow back let's help each other

Done. I am sad that more people did not follow my dirty limericks. Perhaps if I "promote" them ?