My dear, yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in my triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a Nell set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness) from your eyes of deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
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My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extend to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions,but if I do, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element of set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on data 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.with love from your higher order derivative of maxima and minima.