Dont Judge a guy on the first date

in #poetry8 years ago (edited)

Ladies, hear this out please. The next time you encounter a man that seems to speak of himself to much. This was my response about a man being judged for talking about himself to much on a first date.
This poem is called "Red Flag"

Just because he talked about himself a lot, is not necessarily a red flag at first. When pulling layers from onions, it brings tears to your eyes causing your vision to be distorted, making you curse. But like a knife a woman's eyes can cut so deep it hurts. He is most likely so nervous and insecure that he would talk himself into a hearse. Maybe you could wipe your mind of the judgments and have some patience before grabbing your purse. The guy just might be trying to show you he is nervous via primitive ego with much girth. Give him a little more time before blasting your love gun into his chest and having the waiter call for a nurse. If you can't simply do that then swiftly execute an MIB neuralization and give him a good story to rehearse.

Thank you!
Steemriser 21 over and out