Sitting in my sister's knickers
Wiling away the day
I realise something urgently
Could this mean that I am gay?
I tried to suck a penis
That did not go very well
I met a guy in public toilets
Caught the throat infection from Hell
I let a football team bugger me
I really wish I hadn't
My bumhole was just sore in the end
A vision of Abaddon
Invited myself to an orgy
Where I buggered loads of boys
Wasn't really my thing
I don't get all the noise
So sat in my sister's knickers
I forced myself to conclude
That as long as we're both happy
It's really not that lewd
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