LMAO! You don't have $200. OMFG, just stop! My sides are starting to hurt from laughing this hard.
Okay seriously, if I can stop laughing long enough to type this, I will try to be as serious and genuine as one can be when having a conversation with someone that thinks Gay Santa Claus "emasculates" him.
Santa can't be culturally appropriated, because he himself is multi-cultural.
Sorry about your dick, but you shouldn't blame it on gays, blacks, or gay Santa Claus. Blame the Doritos and Mountain Dew. Blame the sedentary lifestyle. I don't know who told you that (I swear I can barely type this, I'm laughing so fucking hard) I don't know who told you Gay Santa shrank your pee-pee, but they were probably using a very old tactic used to control and manipulate poor unwitting dupes like you. It goes something like this.
Same goes for gays, liberals, the media, or whoever else you guys wanna blame for America not being great enough for you.
Real talk. Brown people didn't crash the economy, Obama never took your stupid guns, and gay Santa Clause is not responsible for the size of your genitals.
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