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You are obviously a much wiser man than I. Thank you for your opinion. Have a good day...

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Michael's a goddamn genius, despite his poor grammar, he's part of an elite cyber force for the good of humanity, even though he lives in a commie-shithole where they only have 1 state owned brand of toilet paper - which doubles as 30 grade sandpaper for stripping concrete and paint and stone - which makes his people slightly more irritable than most.