He is a daily fail reader but also 87 so a different generation!
Theres a great website called whoshouldIvote for- ranks in order the political party most aligned to your views.
Someone I know who has voted Conservative at every opportunity mainly for a love affair with good old Winston came out in this order
Lib Dem
Green
Labour
Conservative
UKIP
In that order! Yet every election and every one due they will vote Tory. And we wonder in the UK why we don't know our arse from our elbow in politics!
Hahahahaha you sound like an alright chap mate ;)