I am an immigrant, I cannot vote. (lucky me :-) )
Alice's plan in 10 points: (3 are good enough to vote for him):
- Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
- A snake in every pot
- No more pencils, no more books
- Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
- Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy"
- Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
- Peter Sellers on the £20 note
- Cupholders required for every airplane seat
- Ban on talking during movies in movie theaters
- Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
More info here: http://www.aliceforpresident.com/
I can fully give my support for these: