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If a British cop saw what was in my home, he would be terrified.

Same here

Yeah! They would have a heart attack!

More people need to start using this line:

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!LOL

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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Nukes, too. Davy Crocket in my shed.