Poop jokes are funny.
6 years ago in #poop by berniesanders (77)
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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the flustered bartender managed to stammer.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
Poor dog wants to poop inside home just coz the cats do
This is a bad taste joke on the beach but very funny.
someone happens to buying a lot of votes hardcore out of fear of you it seems.
May I say that seems shitty lol.
Because it's full of shit?
Let me pass ... I slip and fall....not funny its shit...poop not funny..loo
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Oh shit! This world is getting full of poop. But that much poop is in people's mind. It is making them sick. We need to get them clean of shitty minds. Let us make everyone clean and better!
Whats 6 inches long and starts with a P.
A shit.
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that shit stinks
Shit Joke mate
No, they're shit!
Yeah man, poop jokes are the shit!
Poop Jokes aren't My favorite kind of Jokes. But they are a Solid NUMBER TWO
My best childhood joke was:
Papa Hugh: ‘Knock, knock.’
Nina:‘ 'Who’s there?’
Papa Hugh: ‘Europe’
Nina: ‘Europe who?’
Papa Hugh: ‘Your’re a poo yourself!“
The smell can ooze in any direction 😂
Looks good and gorgeous.
Not funny seemed. Only shit.
some are fun, but others that are very heavy, do not do good friendships, for me there is a limited, greetings friends.
Yes they are along with making fun of things like Roger Ver is a pile of shit...
Funny and shit indeed.
Shit happens though!
Fuck shit, tho shut happens....
LOL
they look like crap for me.
They are just shitty..
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Well, some shits are better than others
Poops :)
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I do not think so. But I had fun reading the comments.
until you shit your pants - then the jokes on you
I prefer fart jokes
celebrity status lies in the eye of the beholder :D
People say love is the best feeling ever.
But I think finding a toilet when you’re having diarrhea is better.
Poop and shit jokes are funny, then you realize that every human being is human
funny, but do not to expose anyone
Fanny
My mother was a real life poop joke and I've followed in her footsteps.
Truly disturbing...
perfect!