For those who don't know, Katie is my daughter ... and this is her 1st Steemit Post.
Honey, you have, yet again, exceeded yourself. Although I should be feeling fried, I don't. I'm just ferociously proud.
This ROAST was very well written. Your use of "subtle humor" ... it's perfect. Demeaning (necessary in all satire) ... without being too mean. And, of course, what a beautiful way to end it.
For those who don't know, which would be everyone who hasn't been exposed to my non-stop boasting about her, Katie ... who's headed off to university in a few months ... has become an extremely accomplished linguist, in both poetry and prose. She has won a number of writing awards and scholarships and the references and accolades from her teachers are ... blush-worthy.
Katie's pretty busy with school and work, but if we can get her a bit more involved with Steemit, the blockchain will have a Super-Star in the making.
I love you, Honey.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Quill
@quillfire
You must be quite proud indeed! Your daughter's accomplishments seem to have prompted the first ever grammatical error (just a typo most likely) that I've seen from you. Katie, you know you're doing it right if you can cause Quill to slip up like that.
Keep up the good work. 😉
Mattifer
@mattifer,
Hi Jen.
I am the proudest papa ever. Alas, it is not my first grammatical error ever ... but thanks for not seeing the others. :-)
Two more days ... very excited.
Quill
@quillfire
And justifiably proud you should be. Katie's post made me smile. Your comment made me weep.
@fionasfavourites,
With all the weeping women around here, you'd think I'd be a Whale by now. Normally, weeping women means big sales. :-)
Quill